May 2012
9 posts
it's cool, most people don't know what irony means
him: I'm breaking up with you, girl. Pack your shit.
me: ah, pick up artist 101. how quaint.
him: No, more like a copy and paste message I send to everyone, but I give you credit for thinking I actually give a shit enough to do dumb shit like that.
me: oh so just a run of the mill dickwad. got it.
him: Do you feel more important trying to put other people down? Your not getting any younger or happier, just chill.
me: ha ha think about the irony of that for a second
him: Frankly, I don't give a shit.
“I just took the liberty to draw your face. I think you seem to have an...”
“You look intense, pissed, awash in an obscure nihilism, even morbid….this...”
hell-is-okcupid:
No words.
Ohhh you just wanted to hatefuck. Well why didn't...
dude: Hi how are you doing, Ill cut right to the chase… I’m 28 coming back from Afghanistan in a just about a month, and then I will go right back, I have about two months back at home and I’m not looking for a wife, just someone I can have a fun physical relationship, I read your profile and saw your pictures and I honestly think we would/ could have some fun with eachother. I...
I was like 100% sure this was a joke but who even...
Him: hi [my username which is my name and my partner’s name]! You have a very interesting first last name! Like two dudes but that is okay because I see you like fucks. well this wolfe is really into fucks too babe and I have fucks all the time, i’m totally not a virgin at all so dont even think that i cant provide for you in the fucks department. I am a very attractive (as you can...
April 2012
11 posts
“I am desperate for sex and have something interesting to say about your choice...”
– (via itsnotokokcupid)
The Ladies of OkCupid: WHO WOULD WANT YOU NOBODY... →
hell-is-okcupid:
I didn’t receive a message from this guy, thank you skies above, but he did visit my profile(multiple times). Guess I didn’t meet his 100 criteria, and he was just making sure. He probably expects me to go and cry about it.
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Wow, definitely worth the click-through. Why in the world is he highlighting search...
A(n)nals of Online Dating: Damn, I really prefer... →
annalsofonlinedating:
do you like cum in your eye? I have a fetish of a cumming in a girls nose. Lava Lamp.. i also heard sometimes i smell like bologna. i hear i taste like onions thats because i eat so much plan white rice. Chalk board. I think bunnys are cute. I was having sex with this girl one day and she said she…
A(n)nals of Online Dating: You bring the Oxyclean. →
annalsofonlinedating:
how about u give me the red wings of death
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+2 for succinct.
+7 for “red wings.” Do the kids still use that term? Aww, kids.
+5 for “of death.” I’m not even sure what that means? In my day (I am 96) “red wings” was a reference to eating…
March 2012
14 posts
February 2012
17 posts
A(n)nals of Online Dating: The sideways vagina... →
annalsofonlinedating:
Always wonder what being intimate with a beautiful Asian woman would be like. Care to talk?
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+5 for creepy racism.
+2 because I have always wondered what being intimate with a mediocre-looking white guy would be like. Do you really all smell…
