it's cool, most people don't know what irony means
- him: I'm breaking up with you, girl. Pack your shit.
- me: ah, pick up artist 101. how quaint.
- him: No, more like a copy and paste message I send to everyone, but I give you credit for thinking I actually give a shit enough to do dumb shit like that.
- me: oh so just a run of the mill dickwad. got it.
- him: Do you feel more important trying to put other people down? Your not getting any younger or happier, just chill.
- me: ha ha think about the irony of that for a second
- him: Frankly, I don't give a shit.
NOT gross, depending on whether he realizes the inappropriateness of what he’s saying due to being autistic.
Ohhh you just wanted to hatefuck. Well why didn’t you say so in the first place?!
dude: Hi how are you doing, Ill cut right to the chase… I’m 28 coming back from Afghanistan in a just about a month, and then I will go right back, I have about two months back at home and I’m not looking for a wife, just someone I can have a fun physical relationship, I read your profile and saw your pictures and I honestly think we would/ could have some fun with eachother. I live in walnut creek and have my own place. If your interested at all I would love to hear from you.
Me: Yeah there’s just no way you read my profile because if you did you’d clearly see that I’m an anarchist and a queer and neither of those things have any love for the military. Nice try, though.
Dude: No that’s the point, who would I rather fuck then you… And visa versa, just pure mean sex… It’s the best kind
I was like 100% sure this was a joke but who even knows anymore.
Him: hi [my username which is my name and my partner’s name]! You have a very interesting first last name! Like two dudes but that is okay because I see you like fucks. well this wolfe is really into fucks too babe and I have fucks all the time, i’m totally not a virgin at all so dont even think that i cant provide for you in the fucks department. I am a very attractive (as you can see) and a very intelligent wolfe with super powers called wolfe sense(tm) just like spider sense but better because wolfes are faster at running and they get to their destination right on time!!
Hi I’m ******
me: Yeah yeah I get the joke. Great profile though. Real clever.
him: I am glad you like my profiles! And YOu understand me, it is almost like i knew you! whend o you want to meet??
- [his initials]
- [his usename]
